Another funny article which I came across

Software Engineer Husband
Husband – hi dear, i am logged in.
Wife – would you like to have some snacks
Husband – hard disk full.

Wife – have you brought the saree.
Husband – bad command or file name.

Wife – but i told you about it in morning
Husband – erroneous syntax, abort,retry,cancel.

Wife – hae bhagwan !forget it where’s your salary.
Husband – file in use,read only,try after some time.

Wife – atleast give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
Husband – sharing violation,access denied.

Wife – i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband – data type mismatch.

Wife – you are useless.
Husband – by default.

Wife – who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband – system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to reboot.

Wife – what is the relation between you & your receptionist?
Husband – the only user with write permission.

Wife – what is my value in your life?
Husband – unknown virus detected.

Wife – do you love me or your computer?
Husband – too many parameters.

Wife – i will go to my dads house.
Husband – program performed illegal operation,it will close.

Wife – i will leave you for ever.
Husband – close all programs & log out for another user

Wife – it is worthless talking to you.
Husband – shut down the computer.

Wife – I am going
Husband – its now safe to turn off your computer.